A False Woz...

It began like any other drive home.  I ran to my car and jumped in, and then promptly waited while my co-worker Matt packed up his bag, used the restroom, talked to some people, ate a bagel, played a game of chess, disproved Goedels Incompleteness Theorem, and read the collected works of Hemingway.  After finding a solution for global warming he joined me and we were off, cruising the 56 miles to home.  Due to the large amount of work that Matt does he was quite exhausted, and decided that it was a fine time to doze off, not that I can blame him, after a year of driving the same road every weekday, it loses some of the charm that it may have once held.  I passed a fuel truck and saw a Range Rover coming up fast behind me, I immediately (fearing death) swerved directly in front of the fuel truck and let the crazy person in the oncoming vehicle by.  I looked at the license plates, having nothing else to look at.

California Plates... THE WOZ... 

I awoke my co-worker by shouting intelligibly.  "Get your camera out, I think that was The Woz.  Like, The The Woz."  He looked at me like I had three heads, then, after the shock wore off, he reached into the back and grabbed his camera.  I hit the accelerator and the chase was on.  It was us against Woz, a Mini Cooper vs a Range Rover. I pulled up, dangerously close to his bumper, and Matt began to take photos, as the cars around us looked on with silent wonder.  Who was in that car, why did the nerds with the apple shirts on appear to be stalking this poor Range Rover.

It was about this time that my trusty co-pilot and photographer leaned over and asked.  "Why would he be driving out here."  To which I promptly answered.  "Because he can't fly..."  It was then that I looked down at the speedometer and realized that I was chasing this car at 85.  I kept thinking, please let this be The Woz or I am going to feel like a total stalker.  I decided to take my life into my own hands and pull up next to this possible Woz.  The person that I saw was not Steve Wozniak, sadly I was mistaken.  The person inside had red curly hair, and weighed roughly 120 lbs.  Definitely not The Woz.  Though, he did look fairly familiar.  I decided to do some research.  I e-mailed The Woz's personal Assistant and received a message back.